I'm Very Sleepy


sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl, via perks-of-being-chinese)


"we’ll talk at sdcc. thanks for caring" bryan types as he and mike vibrate with anger and plot to send several burning bags of dog poop to the doorstep of the nick head

(via fullmetal-dipshit)